Monday, September 21, 2009

9.21 - Mrs. Tom Brady, NFL players go broke, etc.

- Let's start with a lil' Gisele Bundchen today. She's checking out the plane,
while the guy behind her appears to be checking out something else.


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--The minimum salary for an NFL player is $310,000 the first year, and $460,000 after they've played a couple years. Still, 78% of NFL players go BANKRUPT or are in severe financial distress within two years of retirement.
--Where does the money go? Well, some players blow it on drugs and child support. But mostly they get bad investment advice. Starting a record label might be a lifelong dream, but it's not the best way to build a nest egg.
--And even though a lot of players are earning mad cash while they're playing, the average NFL career is less than FOUR YEARS. And a little over a million dollars, before taxes, is just not enough to retire on when you're that young.

Friday, September 18, 2009

9.18 - Cincinnati Survivor Girl, Beer Run, Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy, etc.

Cincinnati girl on Survivor voted off first. Dang.




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It's Friday, so it's time for a:





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Wolf Blitzer - news anchor of CNN - got SMOKED last night on Jeopardy by Andy Richter of the Tonight Show.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

9.16 - Former Reds, etc.

G'moonin...I thought it would be fun to start out today by looking recent former Reds have performed with their new teams.

Jerry Hairston (CIN) - 340ABs, .254/.305/.397. 8 HR, 27 RBI.
(NYY) - 62 ABs, .258/.365/.435. 2 HR, 11 RBI.

David Weathers (CIN) - 43G, 38IP, 27H, 14ER, 17BB, 27K. 3.32 ERA.
(MIL) - 17G, 16.2IP, 16H, 8ER, 9BB, 8K. 4.32 ERA.

Alex Gonzalez (CIN) - 270ABs, .210/.258/.296. 3 HR, 26 RBI. .977 FP%.
(BOS) - 97ABs, .287/.287/.489. 4 HR, 11 RBI. .989 FP%.

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Deconstructing "Tressel-ball" in Columbus. For anyone who reads this blog that knows me, this article is GREAT NEWS! (screw OSU)





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Every baseball dad's worst nightmare. 3-year old daughter throws the just-gotten foul ball BACK onto the field. Very cute.


Tuesday, September 15, 2009

9.15 - Hudy Girl, etc.

Quick shout to my boy Bozzy, 24 years old today. Going on 12...

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Amanda Bentley of Maxim Hometown Hottie fame is the Show Your Hudy girl.





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K. K.



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Kendra's hubby gets bounced outta Philly. Let's watch and see how long it takes til she's back with Hef's money...I mean Hef.

Monday, September 14, 2009

9.14 - Darnell Dockett is 'Fart Box', etc.






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Any Bengies fans out there? Holy Sh*t.... Preeeeeeeetty bad end to yesterday's game.


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MLB.com's Mark Sheldon says there is a 'good chance' Willy Taveras and Ramon Hernandez could be activated off the DL at some point this week. Yippee. (PS - Cut them both)


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Kanye West lost his grip last night on MTV's VMA Awards by interrupting Taylor Swift's award speech. You stay classy, Kanye... (PS - I wasn't actually aware MTV was still on the air)


Friday, September 11, 2009

9.11 - Drew Barrymore kissing a chick, etc.

* As hot as Drew Barrymore has ever looked




* NL Offensive rankings this year. And yes, they are "offensive" if you're a Reds fan.




* NL pitching stats this season. The '010 Reds need to focus on pitchers who miss more bats!


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It's football season! Yay.


Thursday, September 10, 2009

9.10 - Matt Maloney, Matt Murton, etc...

- Matt Maloney was throwing a great game the other night, before having to be removed due to a blister.

* It's been the opinion of this blogger that Maloney's past performance is far more impressive than Micah Owings, portending better things for the new guy.

* Reds Need OBP's recommended Jocketty target - Matt Murton - OF for the Rockies - continued to rake in the PCL as their season came to a close. Potential Jonny Gomes replacement this offseason, should he leave?!

- Last night, Bronson Arroyo pitches well...AGAIN! Finishing the season strong.
* Game ends in loss, unfortunately.

- Yonder Alonso doing well. Press release from the Carolina Mudcats:

"Alonso, the seventh overall pick of the 2008 draft, displayed why he was ranked as the top prospect in the Reds organization before the 2009 season by leading the league in most offensive categories. The 22-year-old first baseman recorded four multi-hit games and twice had three hits. He powered Carolina to a 6-4 win over Montgomery on September 1, batting 3-for-5 with two doubles and three RBI. His solo blast on September 4 helped the Mudcats edge Mississippi 8-7. The Miami, Fla. native led the league with a .458 average, 11 hits, four doubles, a .536 on-base percentage, five extra-base hits and six runs. He also ranked second with a .750 slugging percentage."

- A fun little diddy about Melanie Oudin (US Open), and her homewrecking tennis coach.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

9.8 - Greatest commercial, Bearcats, Stubbs, Reds, etc.

– Drew Stubbs went 3-for-5 with a home run in the Reds’ win Sunday. Stubbs leads the Reds in hits (23, tied with Brandon Phillips), runs (12) andhome runs (five) since making his major league debut on August 19. (Elias Sports Bureau)

- Homer Bailey pitched rather well yesterday, walking 5 thru 5 2/3 innings.

- Oh oh oh oh, before we go any further...HOW AWESOME was the UC Bearcats win @ Rutgers yesterday? According to this article here, Tony Pike now in the 1st round conversation.

- Recap of the 45-17 win yesterday, in case you were gay and didn't watch.

- Greatest commercial of all time?!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

9.5 - Reds win again!

* Reds win 5th in a row, 10 of the last 12.

* Well done - again - last night by Arroyo. I bet the Red Sox, Mets, Brewers, or Braves wishes they would have pulled the trigger on this guy.

* Jay Bruce continues his comeback. Dang.

* Reds currently 61-73, 18 games back in the NL Central. 13.5 games out of the Wild Card.

Friday, September 4, 2009

9.4 (Cont'd) - Boise St, Oregon, Reds Last Seven Days

* For those who didn't see it late last night, a punch was thrown by an Oregon player...and BOY, did he land it!?!?



* According to the DeadSpin boys, the Boise player deserved it. I agree. Although the Oregon player who threw the punch is sure to be suspended, I think the lesson that will resonate here is accountability for your actions.

The Oregon player felt the need to invade Blount's personal space, and he was held accountable for it. How can Boise's Hout hit on girls on campus now?! They'll be laughing at him...

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REDS STUFF

* Would you believe the Redlegs have scored the most runs in the NL the past 7 days?! Admittedly they had an extra game thrown in there, but they had BY FAR the most total bases.

- Brandon Phillips lead the club in T. Bases. (24)
- Second....Drew Stubbs gave us 23 T. Bases in 38 ABs. (23 bases, even though he has K/BB ratio is 10:1)
- FYI...In comparison, Bill Taveras has given us 112 all season long. (395 ABs)

Thursday, September 3, 2009

9.4 (Shaddup, it's almost midnight)

* Reds are out of town for the next week plus. This Labor Day weekend, in the ATL to take on a real baseball team (not located in Pitt). A good test against non-AAA competition.

* How about the Bucs and the Chiefs firing their O-coordinators with just around a week left until the season. Panic, anyone?! Should be fun to check in with both of those teams to see how their seasons turned out. I'm thinking not good...

* Jay Bruce to begin rehab. Probably back soon. Dang. [John Fay]

* Your Family Guy fix



* 10 honest Holes-in-One. Pretty friggin sweet. [Uncoached]

That's all for tonight kids, see you on the flip side. Going to watch the rest of the Boise - Oregon game.

9.3 - Reds, Erin Andrews, etc...

Hey all,

After a few days break - and after a successful weekend Wiffleball tournament AND a successful Pirates series sweep - the blog is back on.

- How about Homer-rooney? 3 and oh in his three last starts, keep on truckin' kid.

- ERIN ANDREWS UPDATE.

* First, she will on Oprah on 9/11 to discuss the camera incident.

* Also, EA is back on the sidelines tonight on ESPN for the NC State, South Carolina game. (Eyes up, Ball Coach).



- If anybody cares, here is the Fantasy Football team I drafted Tuesday night. (14-team league, mind you)

QB - Aaron Rodgers, GB
RB - Frank Gore, SF
RB - Willie Parker, PIT
RB/WR - Donald Brown, IND
WR - Calvin Johnson, DET
WR - Roy Williams, DAL
TE - Kellen Winslow, TB
D / ST - Chargers (Merriman returning this year!)
K - Nick Folk, DAL
B - Santana Moss, WAS
B - LeSean McCoy, PHI
B - Shonn Greene, NYJ
B - Issac Bruce, SF
B - Brandon Pettigrew, DET
B - Kenny Britt, TENN
B - Martellus Bennett, DAL
* If you can't already tell, I love me my rookies.

- Big ol' 8-year old PANCAKE block.






- Below is a still from last night's Hard Knocks episode, right after Andre FINALLY signed his rookie contract. For those who didn't see the show, here was the conversation:

Andre: "Hi Mike."
Mike: "Hey fatass."

Friday, August 28, 2009

8.28 - Off to play some Wiff

Back to normal this afternoon





Thursday, August 27, 2009

8.27 - G'moonin!

- A little something to start yer day.



- Ocho Cinco going Starbury on us.

- Great win by the Reds last night! Rolen steals third late in the game, then scores on Claudio Vargas's error to tie it up. My opinion: Giving Zack Stewart and Josh Roenicke to Toronto was worth the price for them to take Easy-E off our hands.

- Game recap from last night.

- Today - 8.27 - 2:05 game @ Milwaukee.

- Lineup:
Stubbs CF
Janish SS
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Rolen 3B
Balentien RF
Gomes LF
Tatum C
Justin Lehr P

vs. RH Dave Bush (3-4, 5.67)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

8.26 Lineup

Stubbs CF
Janish SS
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Rolen 3B
Nix RF
Balentien LF
C. Miller C
Kip (Freakin) Wells P

Anybody wanna bet an under / over on how many Earnies Kip Wells gives up tonight?

6 earnies is my call. Over / Under??!~

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Update (11:09 PM) -

- It's starting to come apart for Milton Bradley in Chicago. Everyone but the Chicago GM saw this one coming.

- Reds game, 3-3 in the 8th. Good job by Kip Wells...if you had the under, you win. Well, you win nothing, but congratulations anyway!

- The Rockies DFA'd Matt Murton this evening. Pretty good OBP and power #'s for Murton, Jocketty should be looking into getting him.

- The Governator showing the LA politicos who is boss. "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"

Beer

- The price of beer is going up. (thanks to Mo for the heads up)

- Another wiffle ball reminder (click logo), which is this weekend. Signups end Thursday!



- Mark Sanchez will start for the J-E-T-S will start Week 1 @ Houston. My fantasy advice: Draft the Texans defense for Week 1.

- Cincinnati Bengals cartoons from the boys over at WDR. Funny stacked on funny.

- Megan Fox has signed on to be CatWoman in the next Batman. This is not a bad thing.


8.26

Reds win last night 8-6, @ Milwaukee. 17 hits!!! If anyone has seen the Reds we've been watching all year, will you tell them to get lost? I want the team we saw last night...

Bombs from Laynce Nix (2) and Votto were the difference last night, as well as another real good outing from Bronson Arroyo.

Ahem, the first two maxims this site suggests to field consistently competitive teams? Pitching, power...(anyone, anyone?!)

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My thought today on our squad, however, revolves around the third pillar of consistent baseball success...on base percentage. The site is called 'Reds Need OBP', after all.

Scott Rolen last night went 4-7, which is great of course. My issue with last night...Rolen only had 1 RBI.

Why is this? Couple of reasons... The man batting ahead of him, cleanup hitter Brandon Phillips, went 2-for-7 last night, making 5 out of 7 times last night Rolen came up with not too many people on.

Crazy suggestion here...bat Rolen first.
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Rolen's on base percentage this year with the Toronto Blue Jays was .370, which coincidentally is his career average as well. The NL average OBP is .331.

Let's compare OBPs for Rolen (.370) versus some of his teammates this year.

Nix .302
Phillips .320
Rosales .286
Tavares .273 (I know, I know)
Gomes .360
Janish .295 (batted 2nd last night, by the by)
Stubbs .353 at Louisville
Votto .390
Easy-E .333 (thankfully, the man Rolen replaced)
Bruce .283
Dickerson .373

Among those teammates, only Joey Votto and Chris Dickerson get on base more often. Can I get a witness for Rolen-Dickerson-Votto-Phillips Top 4 when all are healthy?!?!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Reds Lineup - 8.25

8:05 PM, @ Brewers.

Drew Stubbs cf
Paul Janish ss
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Scott Rolen 3b
Laynce Nix rf
Jonny Gomes lf
Corky Miller c
Bronson Arroyo p

vs. Jeff Suppan (5-8, 5.27)

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Things to entertain you this evening:

- Family Guy fix.

- No truth to the rumor Lou Ruedebusch was in this foursome.

- Just a reminder, if any of you wanksters are interested in playing some wiffleball this weekend, there is a tournament we're putting on for a good cause! (Click logo)

OBP Leaders - AAA

- One of the stats our blog believes to be important is "BBs per 10 AB".

- This ratio measures how disciplined a hitter is to draw a walk per every ten times at the plate.

- Attached are sorted lists of hitters with high BB rates per every 10 AB.
* International League - AAA



* Pacific Coast League - AAA

**Walt Jocketty - Pursue these players!!**

8.25

- John Fay tells us Corky Miller and Darnell McDonald have been called up to replace the DL'd Chris Dickerson and Ryan Hanigan.
- Reds game tonight - @ Milwaukee - 8:05 EDT.
- As you will notice from our previous posting, the Reds now rank DEAD LAST in on-base percentage in the majors. Ick.
- Josh Katzowitz coming out with a history of the UC football program.

- Your daily Denise Milani. Wouldn't that be cool, a DAILY Denise Milani?!




Runs and OBP Rankings (Click to expand)


* As of 8.24.09

Monday, August 24, 2009

8.24

Erin Andrews gets dirty
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Always have to take in a funny Family Guy clip before I hit the hay.
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2010 Reds Outlook

Rotation
1 - Harang ($12M)
2 - Arroyo ($11M)
3 - Cueto ($500K)
4 - H. Bailey ($500K) - ick
5 - Owings ($500K) - ick
6 - ?? - AAA options - LHPs M. Maloney, Travis Wood. RHP Sam Lecure.

Analysis: Not looking too good.
- Beyond Harang, Arroyo, and Cueto (who I believe will be better monitored this offseason), you cannot rely on Homer, Owings, or any of the AAA recommendations. You need at least TWO more backend options with ML experience.

Recommendations:
- FA: Jon Garland.
- Trade: - Jonathan Sanchez (Giants), Aaron Heilman (Cubs), Garrett Olson (M's), Jeremy Sowers (Indians), or Jeremy Guthrie (Orioles).

Pen
1 - Cordero ($12M)
2 - Rhodes ($2M)
3 - Masset ($600K)
4 - Burton ($600K)
5 - C. Fisher ($500K)
6 - D. R. Herrera ($500K)
7 - ?????

Analysis:
- A fairly easy area to source talent on the open market. Look for pitchers with high K rate (regardless on velocity readings), as K's become more crucial late in games in order to wriggle out of tricky situations.

Recommendations:
- Pen: TBA.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

From John Fay's Enquirer blog this evening (7/29):

“This is totally unacceptable,” Baker said. “It is embarrassing. It is pitiful. This is terrible.”

I think I like Dusty so much more after this outburst. I think the thing I like the most about this outcryis that is could be directed at Jockhead and Old Man Castellini as much as it was directed at the players.

I mean really, Dusty must look at his options for filling out his lineup card every night and just sigh. Tatum, Tavares, Gonzalez, Nix...AAA, shouldn't be in the majors, shouldn't be in the majors, AAA.

Does anyone believe the resources committed this year were appropriate to field a competitive roster? Or maybe more accurate, does anyone believe the resources that were allocated CORRECTLY in the manner that would take to create a winner?

This weblog is being produced to educate Old Man Castellini, Jockhead, and Dustbag on what championship teams look like. IE, pitching, power, on-base percentage.

Let's review some of the player evaluations made during this past offseason in preparation for the 2009 campaign:

- signing Bill Tavares to a 2-year, nearly $7M contract. Currently hitting .243/.282/.294 (AVG, OBP, SLG), is there any doubt now that Jockhead could have left Dickerson to patrol CF and allocate that money to signing a corner OF?

- Passing on the chance to allocate Bill T.'s FA money to someone who can actually HIT, such as Bobby Abreu (1-year, $5M FA contract with the Angels) or dealing the bare minimum to Florida for Josh Willingham (.302/.414/.595, with 16 big bombs this year).

- Recently, believing that Wladimir Balentien's can alter AT ALL the death spiral that has become his career path.

I mean really, this is clearly a result of the subjective evaluation of one of Jockhead's henchman, Bill Bavasi, former GM of the Mariners. Let's not forget, Bavasi was fired after last season in Seattle after stringing together some of the worst seasons in Mariners history, and that's saying something in Seattle. Not to mention Seattle is a place where the resources and fan support are at a level that Pat Gillick proved in the late-90s, early 00's that success can and should be sustained in that market.

And now, Bavasi convinced Jockhead that Balentien's abhorrent K-rate which was perfected in the Minors, and continued true to form in Seattle. See WBs profile attached - http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/B/Wladimir-Balentien.shtml

Striking out nearly 28% of his career ABs, that is approaching Big Donkey K rates...career-wise, Dunner K's around 32% of his ABs. Yowsa.

- Lastly, the decision to break off Paul Bako and replace him with Ramon Hernandez. Now look, I fully comprehend what Bako brought to this team...very little offense, very good defense, kind of an interchangeable part behind the dish.

But was it really necessary to try and salvage the Freel contract by dealing for a larger burden in Hernandez? After all, clearly Freel was a moveable part after the O's successfully dealt Freel to the Cubs, who in turn have moved him to the Royals this season.The point being...Freel, had some value this year apparently. Ramon...ick. No value, big contract...where was the upgrade over Bako? Answer: nowhere.

We gotta start thinking differently in this town, folks.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

7/29 - Reds v. Padres

Lineups:

7-29 Padres Lineup
Gwynn CF
Eckstein 2B
A Gonzalez 1B
Kouzmanoff 3B
Headley LF
Blanks RF
Alfonzo C
Everth Cabrera SS
Mat Latos P

Reds Lineup
Willy Taveras cf
Jerry Hairston Jr. lf
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Jonny Gomes rf
Edwin Encarnacion 3b
Alex Gonzalez ss
Craig Tatum c
Aaron Harang p

Notes:

- The Reds have scored 400 runs to date, 3rd worst in NL.
- OBP is .315, also 3rd worst.
- Craig Tatum is 1-14 so far, but I guess what other option does Dustbag have?!
- New acquisition Wladimir Balentien K'd 596 times in the minors, in 2131 ABs. Or about 28% of the time.
- Adam Dunn's career K rate - 32.3% of the time. A little too close for comfort?!?!

Reds acquire Outfielder

Reds get Wladmir Balentien, OF, from Seattle for Robert Manuel, P.

We'll see if this guy can strikeout less than Adam Dunn. Not looking good.

http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/B/Wladimir-Balentien.shtml

Reds Summer Wiffleball Classic


Divisions:
Youth Division: 13 and younger
Adult Division: 14 and older
The final four teams from each division will compete for the championship at Kahn's Redsfest XII at the Duke Energy Convention Center during the weekend of Dec. 4-6, 2009. Plus, by signing up for the Reds Summer Wiffle Ball Classic, you will receive special offers for hotels in the area for the event weekend!
Welcome Party:
Friday, Aug. 28, 2009 – 7-9 p.m.
Brazenhead Irish Pub
Registered wiffle ball participants receive a FREE appetizer buffet and one FREE adult beverage ticket.
Team Entry:
Youth Division: $85.00
Adult Division: $115.00
Other ticket packages will be available soon for families and teams planning on lodging in Warren County.
All registration fees include: 3-5 players per team, event T-shirt and Reds tickets for the Sunday, Aug. 30 game vs. the Los Angeles Dodgers at 1:10 p.m.
View the Summer Wiffle Ball Classic Official Rules »REGISTER YOUR TEAM »
If you have any questions regarding the tournament, please contactBrian Blinn at (513) 675-0902 or wiffleguy09@aol.com.

McDonald's is REALLY expanding their menu

Don't pretend it's not funny.

Ken Rosenthal's Trade Deadline Buzz

* Mariners pull Jeff Clement from AAA game, inform him he has been traded.
* SOME interest in Doug Davis, Jon Garland - D'backs.
* Indians payroll update.
* Jarrod Washburn will not be dealt to the Brewhas.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9866498/MLB-trade-deadline-buzz:-Wednesday's-edition

John Fay's beat - Blog

Beat reporter John Fay of the Enquirer, sometimes with simian contributions from Tom Groeschen.

Reds lose last night to the Padres, 3-2.

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=blog07

Reds News / Trade Rumors / Minor League News

Though we will focus on the Hometown Reds, we hope to be a site for the baseball uber-fan and / or the casual fan hoping to keep with baseball news.